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Anatomy of a McNugget
Everyone has heard of Chicken McNuggets. The real question is: Does anyone know what they really are? Hmm, McDonalds should
Dear Makers of the McNugget:
I dont eat red meat or fried foods, but still want to enjoy McDonalds. So as far as your Chicken McNuggets go, my preference is to peel off the McFried coating and just eat the white meat Nuggets. I know you also have grilled chicken sandwiches, but Im trying to eliminate white flour and bread products also, and Nuggets are more fun to nibble on than flat breasts.
Exactly what part of the chicken are the Nuggets? Ive seen what people eat on reality shows and want to make sure the Nuggets are something I would normally eat since Im just in it for a quick lunch and not trying to win $50,000. Do you have any anatomically correct photos of chickens that you could send with the Nugget area circled in red?
Can you also help me understand the philosophy behind free refills? Why would anyone staying at the restaurant buy a large drink when the small drinks are much cheaper and you can fill them up as many times as you like?
Regards to Ronald!
A Customer Satisfaction Representative from McDonalds responded with
Thank you for contacting McDonalds. We always enjoy hearing from our valued customers, and were delighted to know you like our Chicken McNuggets.
Be assured that at McDonalds, we continually review our menu to ensure that we serve the products that our customers will enjoy most. As appropriate, our Menu Management team makes changes or enhancements to our menu. We strive to satisfy the tastes of the nearly 50 million people we serve each day. Our Chicken McNuggets are made with all white meat.
Since its ultimately our customers who decide what products are offered at McDonalds, your comments are especially important to us. Ive shared them with our Menu Management team for their ongoing evaluation of our menu.
Again, thank you for contacting McDonalds. We look forward to serving you for many years to come.
Im not lovin this response overall. Other than mentioning McNuggets are, made with all white meat, which I covered in the letters second sentence, McDonalds offered no additional information. Their wording, made with, did make me wonder what the with parts were and those ingredients are listed on their website a paragraph containing everything from white boneless chicken and food starch-modified to being prepared in vegetable oil containing hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ, plus dimethylpolysiloxane added as an antifoaming agent.
Im still wondering what part of the chicken white boneless comes from. Is it only the breast? If so, do chicken breasts have nipples? Probably not because I doubt the Menu Management team would pass up the opportunity to offer millions of people a side of McNipples with their McNuggets. One thing I am lovin about the response was it included a card for a Free McCafé medium coffee, plus two buy 4 and the 5th is free punch cards.
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