The mysterious case of ticket X

Customer service can seem like a scary endeavor. There are ghastly tickets out there in the night, just waiting to strike at the very heart of your support team. Some suck up your time and energy. Others are known to take a vicious bite that festers, threatening to infect your entire team.

Within this tome are tales of some of the more devilish tickets our team has encountered. It is our hope that by becoming acquainted with these tickets—and the agents we dispatched to deal with them—you too will be prepared to face any monstrous ticket. Only then shall you earn the vaunted "Yes, I was satisfied" response from the ticket's creator.