For the Apocalyptic-Minded Customer

October 5, 2010

If you have $800, you too can walk away with a year’s supply of such deliciousness as six cans of dehydrated potato chunks, three cans of bacon TVP (textured vegetable protein), and six cans of whole eggs.

Living up to its time-honored rep for selling anything and everything in enormous quanities, big-box retailer Costco has teamed up with Shelf Reliance to offer a 5,011-serving package for one of dehydrated vittles.

Clearly the ideal customer here is anyone who thinks about the end of the world on a regular basis, fears spontaneous alien attacks, or is just too lazy to run out to the grocery store.

(via Boing Boing)

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